Yes, I received some more spam today in my inbox. I thought I would share (or inflict my suffering on you) … I think this is a golden oldie, but hey, it’s a bit of eye candy for the chicks, so I am not complaining 
* as a side note: this is so typical of what typically is expected of chicks.
Then, on a more interesting side note, I am reading the latest Fast Company, and there is an article “Fashion Sorceress” about Li Edelkoort and I quote:
I saw a billboard with David Beckham selling underwear. It looked so old. Men should stop working out.
And now for the spam:
Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly, BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
Employer’s response:
Dear Bryan,
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday. Pat
the only way to get this kinda spam is for you to go to “certain” types of sites… so, where have you been hanging out?
LOL – I’ve seen the one targeted at the guys. [And no, Joseph, I didn't need to visit "certain" types of sites to get it]
byron saw this and said “that’s p0rn!”
I don’t think a dude with a displaced hip and a creepy bellybutton can be classified as p0rn.
Maybe it’s just me but the first thing I thought of when I saw him is…’well he definitely can’t hold a straw in his bellybutton, it’s too big’.
@fecknusername: after your comment, i had to carefully examine his bellybutton as well to determine the straw holding capabilities/capacity; my eye might have deviated, so i am, as at this time, unable to delivery my verdict. will let you know once i can sort out my eye problem.
You know, I was just thinking about this and then I started wondering if the Feeyaad can hold a straw in his bellybutton. Hmm I will conduct this experiment tonight and get back to you with my findings.
Feeyaad – We’ve got experimentings to do tonight!
How the hell did I get dragged into this all of a sudden???
LMAO. I’ve also seen this aimed at guys. Not really spam as such but one of those joke emails that gets sent ’round often.
I can type properly dammit!
I showed this to a male colleague toady – he was very interested in the guy’s “bellybutton” … and he acts like he’s not gay. no, seriously.
how society has changed!
@Fecknusername: I was trying to phone you guys this evening … but you weren’t answering the phone. does this mean that the experiment went well?
Well I have a reluctant lab subject. However, in the interest of science, I have given him two options…
1. He can willingly let me do the experiment and I will report my findings in the written word on this very blog
OR
2. I will do it when he’s fast asleep at 4am (and I get up to feed the littlest monster), totally against his will, and it will be documented through photographs.
I await his choice. The red pill or the blue pill.
Me thinks there might be a photo or two on this blog very soon – remind me never to piss you off, fecknusername