Yes, I received some more spam today in my inbox. I thought I would share (or inflict my suffering on you) … I think this is a golden oldie, but hey, it’s a bit of eye candy for the chicks, so I am not complaining
* as a side note: this is so typical of what typically is expected of chicks.
I saw a billboard with David Beckham selling underwear. It looked so old. Men should stop working out.
And now for the spam:
To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday. Pat