Note: This article is not for sensitive readers, and is potentially NSFW.
Randomly stumbling through wikipedia came up with the Bristol Stool Scale article.
The first reaction was WTF? The next: “that makes medical sense”. Then, there was a mutual staring of fascination at the chart, and pondering which stools have been realised.
I have a feeling that the picures in the chart are diagramatical representations of the truth.
Yes, as an Austrian, I have a Freundian sense about life. Byron is just crazy.
Do you figure that toilet makers have this chart in their office?
@fecknusername: i am now thinking about mini-me v1.0’s (aka ford) first diapers and the tales of survival. do they have a chart for mini-mes’ stools?
Let me attempt to get all of this out the way now:
Those guys are fulla shit. It’s not like I’m trying to get them into kak – I’d hate to be called a stool pigeon, but really, the whole thing is a crap idea. Pooh to them, I say!
It’s all in very poo taste. I mean what do these people call the journals where they write their crappy notes? A diarrhoea? I bet they all got shat on when they were kids and now they don’t give a shit about anything.
That’s the problem with society: Too much of a gap between the rich and the poo. And (ramping it up a notch) these people should all be locked up in Guanotanamo Bay for their crimes against society.
And now, in the final sulphurous brown fecal spurt of creativity we shit out the worst of the sausage-shaped, hard-lumped, cracked, snake-like, fluffy, mushy and ragged-edged shitty pun:
In fact, the whole sordid episode reminds me of the time I was riding on the London Underground and some guy was getting a bit close to some chick and she told him, “Hoi. Don’t you try to cop(r)-a-feel-here! I’ve got a spray, and I’m not afraid to use it!”
@Tim: You’ve gone and spoiled all my fun now, do you know that?
Yes.
I do not wish to comment
There was this funny “poo list” that was circulating when I was in high school. Was hilarious (at the time) I may have it in electronic form somewhere… If I do I’ll post it…
I saw “Dr Oz” on Oprah some time ago analysing “poo”. Was gross, but somehow fascinating. There’s nothing on the list that states what it means to have each type.
There’s a program on BBC Food that my wife used to watch called “You are what you eat”. They basically take overweight British people, analyse what they eat and try and give them a better diet. One of the things they do each episode (and the reason I refuse to watch it) is look at the person’s poo, which they get him or her to do in a tupperware. Yuck.
@ Tim – They should have called it ‘Two Fatties, One Tupperware’
I found it. Too long to post. Just google “the poo list” and get ready to lyao.
@ fecknusername – Yeeps.
@ fecknusername – LOL. What’s he been showing you? And he bitches at me for watching horror films?!