I just wasn’t expecting to to happen so quickly. Still, despite the sadness of the affair, every famous death comes with a certain amount of humor, and some of these jokes, while tasteless, ARE funny. For example:
Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
Your best MJ jokes in the comments, please!
[Link: Dead Michael Jackson Jokes, thanks cligor!]
both lame and highly inappropriate.
Don’t forget Michael Jackson had sex with young boys. This is fact. Not assumption. That is an unforgivable offense in any culture. Not to mention, he bought his way out of it and was never punished. DON’T FORGET THAT!!!
This guy deserves ever dirty joke that comes at him for the rest of eternity.
Not to mention, if you can’t laugh at these tasteless jokes and are going to deem them “highly inappropriate.” Chances are you are probably to stupid to understand what is going on anyway.
Yes MJ made some great music, but it is all dwarfed by the “highly inappropriate” choices he made when he CHOSE TO MOLEST YOUNG BOYS. PLURAL!!!
@TMW: a) I don’t think it was ever proven that he molested young boys, and b) he can spend his eternity molesting angels….or devils, depending on where he went. If people want to deem them highly inappropriate, then that’s their business…no need to start calling people stupid, no matter how justified you feel you are. Save your ire for someone who’s a) living and b) is far more of a twatbucket than dead ol’ MJ, yea? That way, you aren’t wasting a good bit of anger.
I guess Caviar will be the only thing coming on little white crackers now
Farrah Faucet went to Heaven and God granted her one wish and wished for “All the children in the world to be safe”. 5 hours later Michael Jackson was dead
Did you hear the Jackson 5 are gonna give a 20% discount on there reunion tour
Some websites like http://michael-jackson-dead-jokes.blogspot.com/ already have hundreds of jokes, pictures and videos about poor old jacko demise.
Some websites like the one you can see clicking my username already have hundreds of jokes, pictures and videos about poor old jacko demise.
Here’s one:
“Madonna sent the jackson family her condolences as soon as she heard the news.
She then asked them how much they wanted for the kids! “
@Fayyaad: Well said, sir.
@Tim: I certainly do try!