I’m seriously not going to spoil this one for you, but I’m going to tell you now that the solution is sheer BRILLIANCE, if a little demented in its execution. Tell me what you think.
[Link: Batteries Feel Included:309]
I love TED talks. I always learn new and fascinating things about the world through TED talks, and this one looks like one of my favorites so far.
The course being that in pornography. According to the article:
To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in
which they analyse an audience’s psychological reaction to a porn clip
from an academic perspective.
So really, what use will all of this give you in the real world, other than a strong right arm? Otherwise, cue inappropriate jokes in 3…2…
[Link: Ananova.com - University opens porn course -- Thanks Deems!]
Prepare to be put off your food. Here comes a recipe book that’s not quite your average. It’s a cookbook that uses semen as a main ingredient in its dishes. Aside from the possibility of contracting any number of STDs, this book is dubious on a number of levels. Still, there are some gems of quotes to be found within its pages.
Like any other natural organic product, the quality of semen depends on the health of its producer…As long as the semen is fresh and properly harvested, there is little risk of contamination.
Properly harvested?? Mind you, I can probably think of a dozen improper ways of harvesting the…uhh…ingredient.
[Link: Lulu - Natural harvest -- thanks Deems!]
May seem strange but I found a cool website much like youtube but for DIY tricks (trying to fix the radiators) and somehow THIS was one of the videos, the title of course forced me to take a look and I was pleasently surprised and the comical way in which the lesson was told.
What do you think?
I came across this story during my ramblings through the interwebs and I can’t for the life of me figure out how this works. From what I know about mannequins, they have breasts…sometimes with jaunty little nipples…but they distinctly lack any openings. So how the heck do you have an orgy with them? And can it be termed an orgy when only one of you is alive and making sexy time with inanimate objects?
Really! No, way! There is no way that animators would include subliminal sexual references – or to be more precise, drawing genitalia – in cartoons!
Here’s Bugs Bunny’s item as he comes out of the shower:
Apparently, Betty Boop was quite the indpendent woman who had confidence in her sexuality:
(this is an interesting video tracing betty boop’s sexuality, but you can skip to 2:30 for subliminal nudity)
And a quick look at other youtube videos shows that Disney is still propagating this! For example, an erection in the Little Mermaid? And I don’t think this only happens in animated movies. What about games?
So, what is the thinking behind this? Is it for shock? Because the animators can? For fun? Human nature? A way to mark the cartoon as your work, similar to chip grafitti? Or a case of, if you want to see something sexual in an image, you will?
I swear, this post is not just not safe for work, it’s not safe for sanity. Cracked.com have a post that details the 5 most baffling sex scenes in the history of fanfiction–and fanfiction has never been on a very stable footing to start with, anyhow. And the stuff in the article is well weird, trust me on this. Mind you, it’s also funny, which is it’s sole redeeming feature, but the pairings, like the one above, are highly disturbing, and also highly improbable. I’m not going to jeopardize anyone’s sanity (or the fun of the article) by actually quoting, but if you’re in the mood for a good–albeit twisted–laugh, then go read it yourself.