Yea, I know it’s a shopjob. Doesn’t make it any less creepy, tho.

Posted in Animals, Images, WTF, tagged Animals, Images, photoshop on November 26, 2008 | 12 Comments »
Posted in Animals, Culture, tagged Animals, dogs, pets, strange animals, ugly animals, weird animals on June 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »

I was looking through an earlier blog entry and discovered *dramatic music*, the ugliest dog competition. Now even if you have heard of it before, it oddly draws your eyes!! Nooo, I can feel them being sucked innnnnnnn. So check out below and you can even download one of those beauties onto your desktop – go on, you know you want to. But I think they should call it, “Who looks the most like a Gremlin?” – I mean, come on, wasn’t that what you thought when you saw this picture?
Posted in Animals, tagged Animals, Biology, endangered animals, species, weird animals on June 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Seeing as how the previous weird animal post was so popular, I’ve found a list of more strange and unusual animals, such as the very cute long-eared jerboa (wiki) shown above, or the star-nosed mole that was featured before. Some of these animals are quite bizarre, and it’s a testament to the sheer variety of life that exists on one single planet. How can there not be a similar variety of animals out in the stars?
Posted in Animals, Biology, Environment, Science, tagged Animals, jungle, noise pollution on May 30, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Ok, the pic is a Final Fantasy joke, but Bernie Krause, a field recording scientist, reckons that the sounds made by human machinery are buggering around with animal communication.
This isn’t just a matter of aesthetics. The contamination of biophony may soon become a serious environmental issue — Krause says that man-made sounds are already wreaking havoc with animal communication. We worry about the carbon emissions from SUVs and airplanes; maybe we should be equally concerned about the racket they cause.
The reason for this, says Krause, is that in the animal world, each animal species uses a separate accoustic spectrum. This way, other species don’t use a given accoustic spectrum and muck up whatever communication is happening in that spectrum. However, when you introduce man-made noises into the mix, animals get confused, and can’t make themselves heard. This, he says, is part of the cause of dropping numbers of biodiversity in the world.
So how can it be fixed?
Perhaps we should be developing not just clean tech but “quiet” tech, industrial machinery designed to run as silently as possible. More regulations could help, too. Cities have long had noise ordinances; wilderness areas could benefit from tighter protections as well.
And interestingly enough:
Last year, Krause brought biophony to the masses by creating an extraordinarily cool add-on for Google Earth. Download it from his WildSanctuary.com site and you can click on dozens of locations worldwide to hear snippets of their soundscape.
Excuse me while I go download the add-on!
[Link: Wired.com]
Posted in Animals, tagged Animals, Science on April 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »
According to this Live Science article, scientists have discovered that insects use plants in much the same way that we telephones (What, you mean that they send incriminating text messages to each other?)
When a subterranean insect takes up residence below a plant, it settles in to feast on the plant’s roots. In order to alert leaf-eating insects of the “no vacancy,” the underground insect sends a chemical warning signal through the plant leaves, so the leafeaters are alerted that the plant is occupied.
Evidently, they don’t like other insects to tie up the line!
Posted in Animals, Latest world news, tagged Animals, news, swearing on April 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

A foul-mouthed macaw in London has been teaching other birds to swear. Says the owner, Geoff Grewcock (that’s seriously his name?):
“They just sit there swearing at each other now, all kinds of foul language – it’s unbelievable.”
It’s similar to having very young, impressionable children around the house, don’t you think? And like little children:
Mr Grewcock added: “These birds can live until they are 70 so there are potentially another 60 years of this to contend with.”
Parrot stew, anyone?