I’m seriously not going to spoil this one for you, but I’m going to tell you now that the solution is sheer BRILLIANCE, if a little demented in its execution. Tell me what you think.
[Link: Batteries Feel Included:309]
I love TED talks. I always learn new and fascinating things about the world through TED talks, and this one looks like one of my favorites so far.
I came across this story during my ramblings through the interwebs and I can’t for the life of me figure out how this works. From what I know about mannequins, they have breasts…sometimes with jaunty little nipples…but they distinctly lack any openings. So how the heck do you have an orgy with them? And can it be termed an orgy when only one of you is alive and making sexy time with inanimate objects?
I swear, this post is not just not safe for work, it’s not safe for sanity. Cracked.com have a post that details the 5 most baffling sex scenes in the history of fanfiction–and fanfiction has never been on a very stable footing to start with, anyhow. And the stuff in the article is well weird, trust me on this. Mind you, it’s also funny, which is it’s sole redeeming feature, but the pairings, like the one above, are highly disturbing, and also highly improbable. I’m not going to jeopardize anyone’s sanity (or the fun of the article) by actually quoting, but if you’re in the mood for a good–albeit twisted–laugh, then go read it yourself.
Is it possible to steal a man’s pride and joy just by touching him? This story seemed quite funny to me although I’m not sure the…err…victims of the alleged thefts felt the same way. Do you think it’s more that they believe that their penis has been stolen even though it’s in plain view? I’m wondering if they’re the type of people who would be easy pickings at a hypnotist’s show! What’s your take on this?
Not that I keep a close eye on such things, especially since Irelands banned adult shops, but between political views and horoscopes, I found this THE FUTURE OF SEX TOYS in our free commute paper. It was a full page on a new pleasure dome concept, actually, but this part was what I wanted to write about.
Dildos seem to become more and more complicated—this I know from very vague research involving Google searches for innocent things like birds and bees and other such—which return various sex things… eeh anyway get off my case…. this article is not about me and the accusations you’re all thinking about!!! Anyway, wannabe inventors have “improved” on the worlds favorite sex aid.
So if you’ve always wanted a talking vibrator—then here you go. Now has built in audio record-and-playback technology. So instead of that ‘hummmmmm’ and ‘buzzzzzzzz’, you can instead record your favorite song, girl/boyfriend, wife/husband, or even the next door neighbour and playback while, eh, you know, do that thing… Oh how awkward this post is!
So now you know… I found that the situation I found myself in, reading about this—and the strangness of the “object”—warrented a blog post (for those asking, why tell us this).
p.s. no linked attached cause I feel you need to find this on your own – and I don’t want to be handing it to you :P