I came across this gem of an article and thought you all might like to make a few quick bucks. Go ahead…apply…you know you want to!
Some of the more interesting confessions I’ve seen:
1. I like to hurl barrels at Italian plumbers after kidnapping women.
2. Nothing sticks to the ball I keep rolling around.
3. I have this uncontrollable urge to wander into random homes, and rifle through their cabinets and any large pots they might have sitting around. It doesn’t matter if the homeowner is there, they rarely object. In fact, most of them just say one thing over and over. I guess they’re just so stunned at my brazen thievery.
4. I can only eat dots and blue ghosts.
Seriously…how crazy is this newspaper?