Ok, now this is an “Insane” report I stumbled across today – a man was caught breaking into a funeral home, why a funeral we’ll never know. The dirtier minds may drift towards Necrophilia… bad people, baaad! 😛 But other may think he was trying to say his final goodbye to a loved one in privacy. But this is not where the tale ends.
Some people either fight or flight… well he played dead. Perhaps he recently read a survival technic for bears?? Wonder if that works?? The reports say that his might have gven it away breathing gave it away :O
A burglar who broke into a funeral home in Spain tried to fool police by playing dead – but he was caught due to a couple of flaws in his otherwise brilliant plan.
First, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those dressed for eternal rest. Second, and perhaps more importantly, he was breathing.
Police and the Crespo Funeral Home said Wednesday they have no idea what the 23-year-old Spanish man was trying to steal in the break-in March 17 in Burjassot, a small town just outside Valencia.
Full article at www.metro.co.uk