I found this spam-like meme (as from Merriam Webster, a meme is “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from person to person within a culture”):
1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open to page 123
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people, and acknowledge who tagged you.
My nearest book: Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer. On page 123, sentence 5 – or roughly thereabouts – is:
Artemis and Butler picked up a lucky connection to Nice with Air France and by ten they had checked into the Hotel Negresco and were enjoying coffee and croissants on the Promenade des Anglais.
Sigh. And here I’m stuck in rainy London 😉