Ok, I’m going out there on a limb for you lot. Some of you may respond, some of you may “fake” disguist but hopefully some of you will feel relieved in the knowledge.
After writing the “What’s that bloody smell” post I started to think more about farting.
People fart yet seem ashamed to aknowledge this. It is FACT, that people fart at least 14 times a day.
There are many moral dilemas which many people out there seem to be inflicted with;
What to do when a sneaky quiet one turns out to be louder than you thought?
When you sneeze and cause the accidential release, while in public?
When you need to fart while doing the “business”? (Now, this I found very funny, as it was a common thing to pop up in google fart fact searches, some people say it HIEGHTENS the pleaseure, not sure about that)
How to deal with the guilt of doing it in the bath for the first time?
You can leave you comment annoymously, but what problems have you encountered? And how’d you solve them… share the help 🙂
I couldn’t end this post without some interesting tid-bits.
Where doe it come from: The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts.
What makes farts stink: The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.
Why farts make noise: The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks.