Hot on the heels of a previous post about an objectum-sexual woman who was married to the Berlin Wall, we havea story of another objectum-sexual woman who, this time, is married to the Eiffel Tower.
Erika La Tour Eiffel, 37, a former soldier who lives in San Francisco, has
been in love with objects before. Her first infatuation was with Lance, a
bow that helped her to become a world-class archer, she is fond of the
Berlin Wall and she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of
fence she keeps in her bedroom.
She changed her name legally to reflect her marriage to the large erection (which, you must admit, is striking example of a phallic structure).
My question is this: Does Eija-Ritter Berliner-Mauer know that Erika La Tour Eiffel is having an affair with her husband?