Not that I keep a close eye on such things, especially since Irelands banned adult shops, but between political views and horoscopes, I found this THE FUTURE OF SEX TOYS in our free commute paper. It was a full page on a new pleasure dome concept, actually, but this part was what I wanted to write about.
Dildos seem to become more and more complicated—this I know from very vague research involving Google searches for innocent things like birds and bees and other such—which return various sex things… eeh anyway get off my case…. this article is not about me and the accusations you’re all thinking about!!! Anyway, wannabe inventors have “improved” on the worlds favorite sex aid.
So if you’ve always wanted a talking vibrator—then here you go. Now has built in audio record-and-playback technology. So instead of that ‘hummmmmm’ and ‘buzzzzzzzz’, you can instead record your favorite song, girl/boyfriend, wife/husband, or even the next door neighbour and playback while, eh, you know, do that thing… Oh how awkward this post is!
So now you know… I found that the situation I found myself in, reading about this—and the strangness of the “object”—warrented a blog post (for those asking, why tell us this).
p.s. no linked attached cause I feel you need to find this on your own – and I don’t want to be handing it to you 😛