So here’s an interesting story from the annals of BoingBoing.net. Apparently, Amazon.com are selling a brand of scrotum talcum powder for men (because, as most of you should well know, women don’t have scrota or testes, so I assume they’re losing out on this deal). Evidently, using standard Johnson&Johnson’s baby powder is considered passé these days. According to the product description:
Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution
for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded “bat wing”
syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine
fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters.
Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and
dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can
also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic
I’m not sure what scares me more: that there’s a product like this on the market, or the actual product description. So, would you ever buy a product like this??