Cracked.com has a post listing 20 publicly available products that would do wonders to traumatize your kids. It seems to me that most of the products listed are more for the amusement of the adults than the kids. But I think of posting pics in a newspaper upon your snowflake’s 21st birthday of them in a burger costume as a child. Entertaining, at the very least. Some products, like the manual snot sucker…well, no comment. Really.