Here are a list of the things people commonly swallow while deep in their sleep.
A few personal notes on this…
Earwigs taste like tobbaco, discovered this when I accidently chewed half of one. It “somehow” crawled into the top of my pen and me being a pen chewer munched away on the tastey pen oblivious to the torcher I was putting on this little bug.
Cockroaches, these guys can survive nuclear fallout and living without their head etc, but can they survive your intestines if not, surely our intestines are the miracle cockroach killer substance we’ve been looking for.