I swear, this post is not just not safe for work, it’s not safe for sanity. Cracked.com have a post that details the 5 most baffling sex scenes in the history of fanfiction–and fanfiction has never been on a very stable footing to start with, anyhow. And the stuff in the article is well weird, trust me on this. Mind you, it’s also funny, which is it’s sole redeeming feature, but the pairings, like the one above, are highly disturbing, and also highly improbable. I’m not going to jeopardize anyone’s sanity (or the fun of the article) by actually quoting, but if you’re in the mood for a good–albeit twisted–laugh, then go read it yourself.