Interestingly enough, I got directed to perhaps the weirdest page in Microsoft’s help and support site I’ve ever seen. The title of the page? “Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music.” The first line of the article reads:
During normal operation or in Safe mode, your computer may play “Fur Elise” or “It’s a Small, Small World” seemingly at random.
The reasoning behind it is sound enough, but it’s still top of the insanity for the day.