Some days you just don’t feel like blogging, but then you have all the adoring fans you don’t want to disappoint. But you’re too lazy to come up with a blog post. Introducing the Lazy Bloggers Post Generator (the bad grammar isn’t mine, thankfully!). Just like the madlibs of old, the post generator uses a series of drop down lists to help you create a poignant post. I’m not too sure why there’s such a plethora of Peter Pan references, though. Anyhow, here’s my post as created from the generator. If it makes sense to you, you’ve been downing too much pixie dust:
OMG! I just had a cup of tea and realised I have not updated this since
people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died… You would not believe
the fairy dust I have to clean up. Apologies to my regular readers!
Even the little blue ones!.
I am lost in a sea of
pseudo-olde-english with discovering time doesn’t stand still, a
ticking crocodile, just generally being a nuisance to anyone
unfortunate to cross my path, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and
giggles from the moment my children manage to unlock my bedroom door
and use me as a jumping castle to whenever. I am plotting and planning.
my kids think I don’t make sense any more.
I swear on the bones
of my ancestors I will write something that makes sense soon. Until I
need your shoulder to cry on. Don’t hold your breath though, you’re
likely to turn blue..
[Link: The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator – Thanks Tim!]