Or an automatic blog post generator … so here goes:
Blimey! I just had a cup of Earl Grey and realised I have not updated this since the company let me out! You would not believe the amount of people that are totally – as opposed to nearly – stalking me. I hope they bring chocolate!
I am swilling chardonnay (‘cos whine travels badly over here) while keeping up with my favourite daytime soaps and learning to fart the theme to Neighbours or the Supernaturals; just generally being a Darling to my Peter Pan (or vice versa); my day is filled with fluorescent fridge light, from the time my partner kicks me out of bed to 11pm at which point I fall asleep on the couch. No, really. Ask the man wearing blue. I am not being a whinging Pom or anything. but this damned rock is heavy. But, at least, there is no moss.
I will try to remember I promised something; hey, wasn’t it your turn this weekend? If one more person emails me to ask why I haven’t posted today, I, or any other utter insanity, will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals, once someone tells me what these are. Fully! Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs. Yes, I grew some. ‘Bout time as well. Next post will include a photo.