Let’s all examine the map of Austria, or .at as it’s known in some circles:
Here’s the physical map; notice all the mountains and the green at the top is the Wiener Wald (Vienna forest):
Now, let’s change the colour of the map:
In the map above, do you see:
a) a wrinkled, diseased scrotum, with an itsy bitsy penile appendage?
b) a baby in utero?
c) a woman lying on her back, so you see her profile?
d) Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob?
I keep seeing a) and once you see it, you can’t unsee it. Watching the news and weather reports while in Vienna become somewhat surreal after a while … “strong winds in the south” took a whole new meaning.
And now, for some reason, let’s flip the map:
Is this what pilots see as they come in for a landing?