The BBC reports that a 20-something girl from Zhuhai in Quangdon province arrived at hospital having gone completely deaf after kissing her boyfriend passionately.
“While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution,” wrote the China Daily.
Basically her overzealous BF kissed her so hard, he reduced the pressure in her mouth and sucked her eardrum out. Okay, maybe it didn’t happen exactly like that but it sounds a lot more dramatic when you say it that way.
The woman is expected to regain her in about two months.