Apologies for any of these having being invented before.
- Both my parents, my aunts and uncles, myself, and all my siblings have this incurable diarrhoea. You might say it runs in the family.
- Some Jewish fellows make their way into an ancient Palestinian naval base buried OVER 9,000 feet underground. As they’re getting deeper underground they discover that they’re slowly turning to salt! Well, turns out that they were Hasidic, and that’s what happens when you mix a hacid with a base.
Yea, crap jokes, I know, but I never can find a way to make them funnier.